it’s Eric Kim’s (@airwickkim) birthday, but he’s forever alone in San Jose. We (@twistedragons, @duckyqq, @graysleeves) call him at midnight.
Him: I’m just going to watch a movie by myself…
Us: Hang out with @mattnguyen, he’s in Milpitas!
Him: No! … he’s weird.
@mattnguyen, you’re so weird, people wouldn’t hang out with you even if it they were alone on their birthday.
What a terribly depressing insult.